Hello! My name is Michelle. I was born with the middle name Rae, which easily lent itself to the self-imposed nickname “Raezyn.” Plus the more comical, family-imposed nickname:
I decided to become a rapper in high school. I formed the musical group “Raezyn and the Raezynettes” and released one self-titled album with limited distribution (I burned about 20 copies and forced my friends to buy them). Explosive hits such as “The Hot Guy Song” and “I’m a-Throwin’” could not disguise my lack of rhythm and general musical ability. Therefore, I retired from music and moved on to alternate career paths.
I am blessed. Uniquely and wonderfully made. God’s masterpiece.
What is This?
This is the “Frequently Asked Questions” section of RAEZYN, formerly known as “Funny or Crazy?” You can ask me a question at the bottom of the page!
What is the Purpose of RAEZYN?
I want to entertain you and to challenge you. This hilarious blog features the musings of writer “Raezyn.” You will find a variety of humorous and thoughtful material including observations, anecdotes, how-to guides, creative writings and much more! Read my work now before I become too famous to give wisdom and laughter away for free.
Who is Raezyn?
I am a funny and/or crazy adult female. Learn more about me above!
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Why am I Reading This?
Apparently you’re either confused or you don’t have anything better to do.