A Brief Autobiography
Hello! My name is Michelle. I was born with the middle name Rae, which easily lent itself to the self-imposed nickname “Raezyn.” Plus the more comical, family-imposed nickname:
I decided to become a rapper in high school. I formed the musical group “Raezyn and the Raezynettes” and released one self-titled album with limited distribution (I burned about 20 copies and forced my friends to buy them). Explosive hits such as “The Hot Guy Song” and “I’m a-Throwin’” could not disguise my lack of rhythm and general musical ability. Therefore, I retired from music and moved on to alternate career paths.
I am blessed. Uniquely and wonderfully made. God’s masterpiece.
Frequently Asked Questions
What is This?
This is the “Frequently Asked Questions” section of RAEZYN, formerly known as “Funny or Crazy?” You can ask me a question at the bottom of the page!
What is the Purpose of RAEZYN?
I want to entertain you and to challenge you. This hilarious blog features the musings of writer “Raezyn.” You will find a variety of humorous and thoughtful material including observations, anecdotes, how-to guides, creative writings and much more! Read my work now before I become too famous to give wisdom and laughter away for free.
Who is Raezyn?
I am a funny and/or crazy adult female. Learn more about me above!
What is that Yellow Thing?
It’s my LEGO tribute to Mr. Happy, from the Mr. Men and Little Miss book series by Robert Hargreaves. I designed and built him myself. I hope he doesn’t look too creepy on the Internet…
Why am I Reading This?
Apparently you’re either confused or you don’t have anything better to do.