- Take the Land
Shout with one voice, with one accord
And the walls will come crashing down.
Rejoice! For the victory is ours already.
We shall take the land.
Walk into it and take it!
Take it now.
Do not doubt what I have given to you.
It is yours, I have declared it.
I have designated it from the beginning.
2012 Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan gets pumped.
Wow, those two weeks went by quickly! I haven’t had time to do much of anything lately. Between working full-time and yelling at my husband, who has time to write? I’m kidding. The real reason that I haven’t posted anything is because it’s hard to write a coherent blog post when you’re drunk. I decided … Continue reading I’m Not Dead
What motivates you to become a stand-up comedian? Is it that you are a loser?
From The Daily Show: Comedian Larry David wants all of the “whiners” to understand that President Barack Obama’s first term was less bad than it could have been! Please enjoy this satirical campaign video in which Larry David defends the Obama Doctrine that “less bad” is better than “more bad.” Video ==>> Barack Obama: It Could … Continue reading Less Bad > More Bad
I hit Publish!! After a solid 14 day absence, I finally posted on RAEZYN again. I didn’t stop writing for those two weeks, I kept pumping out jokoids. Regardless, yesterday I wrote a thrilling account of my first time on stage! As everyone is aware by now, I am new to stand-up comedy. I need guidance: … Continue reading I Attended a Seminar! And then I Published a Post about it!
My life changed last weekend! I attended a Stand-Up Comedy Seminar and my 12 classmates were privileged to behold my premier stand-up comedy performance. The seminar was taught by comedian Joe Matarese. When he called my name, I jumped up and pranced to the center of the stage. I looked up at the microphone, looming … Continue reading Raezyn’s on the Mic
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