God’s Desire

God’s glory is seen in the clouds,

His love is seen in the sky.

With love he created fruit, sweet to eat and good for nourishment.

You cannot deny the love and care he has for his creation.

The Lord Almighty is thinking of me.

He expresses his love every day.

With grace he generously gives all that he has to offer.

How much can I receive?

The Heavens never run out of blessings.

They are available for all to partake.

If we know that they are ours, are we bold enough to ask for them?

Please come, he wants to give it to you.

You are his desire.

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Who is mankind?

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Do people really believe that mankind evolved from apes?

Do you believe that your ancestors are animals that have never built cities, worn clothes, or debated mathematical theories? Is it easier to believe that we came about through happenstance than to believe God when He tells us that he deliberately designed us on purpose?

No, scientists say that the universe *exploded* into existence.

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They say that it wasn’t meticulously designed, engineered, and built by an intelligent creator.

How does a people forget who they are? From whom they descended?
God said that He created us in his image. Why do we not take God’s word? Why do we deny it? What is it about our self-inflicted insecurities that causes us to back away from the open arms of our Father? As if we were unworthy.

I have a question. What defined the distinction between apes that “evolved into humans” and apes that did not? Do modern apes now discriminate and turn up their noses away from the genetic mutation that caused mankind to excel above them in every way?

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“Primate Family Tree” courtesy of The Smithsonian Museum of Natural History.

Note that scientists haven’t found a “transition” species between primates and humans because it doesn’t exist.

I doubt that apes, or monkeys, or gerbils believe that we are related to them. Mankind has dominion over the animals and the animals know this. They wonder why their master is destroying itself from within rather than taking control and maintaining their God-instilled rule.

God created every living thing. Mankind (human beings, male and female) is the only living thing that God made like Himself.
First God made animals.
Then God made man.
They were two separate, deliberate, creations.

And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals, and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”
So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them.
God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

Genesis 1:24-28

What is my PROBLEM?

Another month???

What is it with me and not writing posts?

New Rule. Every time I don’t publish a post I have to punch myself in the face!!

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Hands Free Whopper Holder

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Burger King

 

Burger King came up with the perfect way to enjoy a Whopper with minimal effort.

Apparently, Burger King gave fifty of its loyalty program members in Puerto Rico hands free Whopper holders that can be worn around the neck so their hands can be used for other tasks.

I don’t know if this story is true or just a rumor, but the fact is, I need one. Now.

Watch the commercial:

Am I Awake?

For the life of me, I cannot figure out whether I am awake or asleep.

At 6:00 this morning, an alarm interrupted my peaceful slumber.  Still hazy from the night before, I stumbled out of bed.  I figured that it was probably a bad idea to go to work drunk, so I turned off the alarm and went back to sleep.

My phone rang at 8:00.  It was my husband calling to say good morning.  “I can’t talk right now!  I’ll call you back,” I exclaimed before hanging up on him.  The phone rang again.  “Is everything okay?” he asked.  I insisted that I would call him back and hung up the phone.  I screamed as the bedroom door crashed open.  It was 8:30 and my husband was standing in the doorway.  As I sat in bed terrified, he replied, “I rushed home to make sure you’re okay!”  Irritated, I went back to sleep.

I had a dream. I arrived to work at 10:00 and was walking toward my office when a teacher ambushed me in the hallway.  He pulled a table out of his pants and forced me to sit down.  As I sat in front of the office door flipping through a textbook, the walls changed colors.  The door covered itself in bright pastel-colored rectangular blocks.  The dim overhead lights became brighter as grass sprouted from the floor.  The colorful door inspired me to ditch class and get breakfast.  As I wandered toward the kitchen, a desperate mob of people cut me off and fought over a TV mounted on the wall.  Foiled, I returned to the office.

I stopped at the colorful entrance to badge in, but I could not open the door because there was no handle.  Someone had cut a large hole in the door where the handle used to be.  The hole was not large enough for me to crawl through, so I searched for another door.  As I traversed the hallway, my mother called and asked whether I had bought the growth hormone balls to put in the playpen.  I did not have time to figure out what that meant so I hung up on her.

I found a door with a handle.  It led to a secure area so I could not take my phone inside.  Fancy new phone storage lockers commanded attention near the door.  I held down the power button on my phone but it refused to turn off.  Coffee appeared in my hand.  Horrified, I struggled to remove the phone battery without spilling the coffee.  The hallway became very crowded with people entering and exiting the office but no one would help me.  A maintenance worker pushed me as he passed by, shouting at his colleagues to follow him.

As I threw the phone into a locker, a consultant emerged from the office to assist me.  She was short and blond.  When I closed the locker door, it tripled in size and grew steel bars.  The lockers rearranged themselves, moving my phone further up the wall until it was out of reach.  I jumped up at the phone jail but it was futile.

The alarm woke me up again.  It was 9:00 and my head was pounding.  Punishment for drinking a bottle of rum out of boredom.  I had to get ready for work, so I zigzagged to the bathroom.  As I brushed my teeth, a huge roach materialized in the center of the mirror.  I gurgled for my husband to “helf me” as I jabbed my hand toward the intruder.  He grabbed a roll of paper towels and chased the bug around the bathroom, striking the mirror, cabinets and floor until the bug was obliterated.

My hero walked me to the car.  I drove through traffic, weaving around aggressively slow drivers.  Suddenly, two birds flew out of a tree.  One changed direction and eagerly crashed into my car.  My stomach churned as I heard the definitive thud.  My car was an accessory to suicide.  I had a moment of silence for the troubled bird.

At work, I inspected my bumper for signs of impact.  Maybe the troubled bird had merely knocked himself out.  When he awakened, he’d be grateful to have a second chance at life.  He would be a proud survivor and push other birds to believe that life is worth living.  Or maybe he’d torment himself with thoughts of “I’m such a failure, I couldn’t even end myself.”  They were equally possible.

I floated around the office, “working.”  It was difficult to function while the building rocked like a cruise ship on the ocean.  I pondered how I had made it to work while feeling so unstable.  I began to wonder whether I was still asleep.  I typically don’t feel weightless when I’m awake, but everything in the office seemed normal.  Too normal.  I had to know for sure.

First, I would jump on my coworker’s desk and can-can his business proposal to the ground.  Next, I’d knock my boss’ lunch from his hands and smash it with the fax machine.  Then I would barge into the CEO’s board meeting and flip the table, screaming, “THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH!”  If no one noticed, then it was probably a dream.  If I beat it, I could wake up from this nightmare.

As I stepped away from my cubicle, I considered the consequences if I was not dreaming.  I panicked as I realized that I’d worn jeans to work again.  Startled, I looked down to confirm that I was in fact wearing business pants.  Uneasy, I sat down without causing a scene.

Things remained iffy until lunchtime, when I ate a bagel that brought me back to reality.  Slowly, the room became clearer and the floor stopped moving.  My paranoia began to slip away as I became mostly confident that I was awake.

How can you ever be certain that you’re awake?

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Oops

Leave it to a writing contest to completely turn me off from writing for a solid 4 months.

To those of you who missed me, I apologize.  To those who were happy I was gone, I apologize.

This may have been one of the greatest failures of my writing career. However, from every failure comes a learning opportunity.  Now I know to never attempt to write a novel when I have no story line, plot, or remote intention to publish a book.  I did come up with some good story ideas, however.  I suspect that the beloved Raezana, Se’Quasha and Ricardo will one day have their full stories told.  If I decide to continue writing during next year’s NaNoWriMo, apparently not a lot of progress should be expected.

Yet, there will be some entertainment to be had.

Should I Give Up?

Five days in to NaNoWriMo, I was burned out.  I was tired, stressed out, anxious, and felt chained to my computer.  Every moment that I didn’t spend writing was full of guilt and self-doubt.  Why did I think it would be fun to impulse-write a novel?  2,000 words per day?  What was I thinking?  I normally write a 300-word blog post once or twice a week, if that.  So where were these 50,000 extra words going to come from?

For the first couple of days of NaNoWriMo, I did okay.  I had some momentum from writing a tight prologue to my novel the day before the contest officially began.  The next day, I hyped myself up by perusing the message boards on nanowrimo.org and conversing with other participants.

Then, I hit a wall.  As I started to run out of ideas, I realized that my characters were haphazardly developed.  Where did they come from?  What were their motivations?  Why did they exist?  On day 3, I decided to spend a few hours turning my characters into people.  Afterwards, I forced myself to spit out 2,000 words of story.

As I read over what I wrote, I started to become disappointed in myself.  Normally I consider myself a talented writer, but the sentences and paragraphs I had thrown on to paper were just as haphazardly formed as my characters were.  I had rejected my “short and sweet” writing style in favor of run-on sentences and unrestricted rambling.  I started searching for ways to throw in more words.  I stopped using contractions.  I became wordy.

My main character started to develop ADD.  It took her hours to wash her face in the morning because she just could not stop “daydreaming.”  Microsoft Word’s Readability Statistics dropped me from grade 12 to grade 5 over a matter of hours.  I was officially becoming illiterate.

I hated what I wrote.  It wasn’t my style.  And I wasn’t enjoying writing.  I didn’t feel proud of what I was producing.  So I quit.  I stopped writing.  I took a few days to sit around and play computer games.  I watched television.  I voted in the election.

But now, I feel like I abandoned my characters.  They are begging me not to forget them.  They need love and a place to stay, just like any other human being.  So, I will continue writing my story.

I have, however, determined that the goal of writing 50,000 words in 30 days should be reserved only for the insane.  Or at least those who have a lot to say.  If you are the annoying person at work who just won’t stop running their mouth, then you might have a chance at winning NaNoWriMo.  However, if you are naturally quiet and reserved like me, then it might not work out so well.

Is it too late to catch up?